My mind is cluttered with countless bits of useless information (e.g. New York Michelin-starred restaurants; list of Stanley Kubrick / David Lynch / Lars von Trier / [insert director here] films I have never even seen), these would probably serve me well if I were to enter a pop culture quiz show, or Jeopardy. For some reason I have good recall for seemingly unnecessary things; on the other hand I tend to forget the “essential” stuff like program syntax, cooking basics (what is the ratio of rice:water again?), proper camera settings, and the like. An intervention should be in order.